Today I resolve to be as ruthful, gruntled, and chalant as possible.

Possibly also kempt and shevelled, but don’t hold your breath on those. I’m rating those as highly unlikely.

Being plussed is an aspiration. Obviously the dual (and contradictory) meanings of “nonplussed” could work to my advantage here.

Eptitude is (at best) an aspiration, but likely beyond my reach. Probably depends on how defatigable I am today.